Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!
Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir."Golfer: "
Caddy, ...
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Published Apr 25 2012 by Namibian Sun
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