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Michael Lohan Says Lindsay Was On Pharmaceuticals When She Hosted "SNL"

Lindsay Lohan's crazy hammerhead of a father says that the absolute embodiment of Liz Taylor (if Liz Taylor had looked anything like a cokey scarecrow disguised as a sheepdog) was beaned out on pills during her SNL appearance in March. Join me ... [ Published 5 hours ago by Dlisted - Be Very Afraid ]

Entities: Michael Lohan, Dina Lohan, Elizabeth Taylor, Lindsay Lohan

First Reported 6 hours ago - Updated 6 hours ago - 1 Documents

Jenny McCarthy

Jenny McCarthy Better WATCH Her Child-Killin' Ass!

I kid, I kid! Despite having a website devoted to her which lists how many children have died due to lack of vaccinations , I know she didn't mean to lead people astray. She claims to have cured her son, and blames his autism on vaccines. The problem ... [ Published 6 hours ago by Dlisted - Be Very Afraid ]

Entities: Jenny McCarthy, Brian Urlacher, Vaccine, Gilette

First Reported 6 hours ago - Updated 6 hours ago - 1 Documents

Kristen Stewart

Even A Bright Red Titty Escape Dress Can't Make Kristen Stewart Happy

The always effervescent Kristen Stewart has three facial expression modes for the world - "Sullen," "Sneering," and "Stoned." Last night at the Cannes premiere of boyfriend Robert Pattinson's Cosmopolis , it was the first two on the menu. You'd ... [ Published 6 hours ago by Dlisted - Be Very Afraid ]

Entities: Kristen Stewart, Escape, Christina Hendricks, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

First Reported 6 hours ago - Updated 6 hours ago - 1 Documents

Melania Trump

Hot Slut Of The Day!

This luxurious bachelor of opulence who will sweep you off your feet with a gold broom and cover your with his mink-lined arms. He is so sumptuousness that he's like human Viennetta ! Not much is known about your future husband, but Glasstire (via ... [ Published 6 hours ago by Dlisted - Be Very Afraid ]

Entities: Melania Trump, Fabergé, BuzzFeed, Craigslist Inc, Donald Trump

First Reported May 25 2012 - Updated 11 hours ago - 1 Documents

Beyoncé Knowles

Open Post: Hosted By A Skydiving Nightmare

It's a good thing that I was planning on having an almost all-liquid booze diet this weekend, because I just ground up all of my teeth while watching this Almost Faces of Death shit! 80-year-old Laverne decided to cross " tandem skydive" off her ... [ Published May 25 2012 by Dlisted - Be Very Afraid ]

Entities: Skydiving, Nightmare, Beyoncé Knowles

First Reported 11 hours ago - Updated 11 hours ago - 1 Documents

Kylie Ireland

Birthday Sluts

Helena Bonham Carter (46) Ashley Massaro (33)Matt Stone (41)Kylie Ireland (42)Lenny Kravitz (48)Genie Francis (50)Bobcat Goldthwait (50)Tarsem Singh (51)Margaret Colin (54)Marian Gold of Alphaville (58)Pam Grier (63)Philip Michael Thomas (63)Hank ... [ Published 11 hours ago by Dlisted - Be Very Afraid ]

Entities: Kylie Ireland, Marian Gold, Ashley Massaro

First Reported May 25 2012 - Updated May 25 2012 - 1 Documents

Gregg Allman

One For The Gold Digger Hall Of Fame

Greg Allman of The Allman Brothers Band has been married 6 times, including one time to Cher , but now he can say with a full (and not at all vaginamatized) heart that he has found true, organic love with a girl who probably wasn't even born yet when ... [ Published May 25 2012 by Dlisted - Be Very Afraid ]

Entities: Anna Nicole Smith, Gregg Allman, Crotch

First Reported May 25 2012 - Updated May 25 2012 - 1 Documents

The Japanese Are Taking "Eat A Dick, Bitch" Way Too Seriously

You might want to hit pause on that Memorial Day Weekend hot dog before reading this. You've been warned. France 24 posted this story about a Japanese artist who....brace yourself, Bridget...removed, cooked, and served his genitals to five people ... [ Published May 25 2012 by Dlisted - Be Very Afraid ]

Entities: John Travolta, serial murderer, Surgeon, Tokyo

First Reported May 25 2012 - Updated May 25 2012 - 1 Documents

Whoever Pissed On Kim K.'s Dress Needs A Gatorade

Sometimes when you are out sailing on your own personal boatless booze cruise, you return home and piss urine so yellow that sunflowers and Big Bird want to know your secret. You are a dehydrated mess, and you need to drink a gallon of water stat so ... [ Published May 25 2012 by Dlisted - Be Very Afraid ]

Entities: Gatorade, Lady Victoria Hervey, Anja Rubik, Dorian Gray, Rose McGowan

First Reported May 24 2012 - Updated May 25 2012 - 2 Documents

Afternoon Crumbs

Annapolis Naval Academy's annual race up the lard monument is the most beautiful, peentastic, phallic and patriotic thing I've ever seen! USA! USA! - Buzzfeed Keira Knightley is engaged and I'm wondering if her soon-to-be husband has told her that ... [ Published May 25 2012 by Dlisted - Be Very Afraid ]

Entities: Anne Burrell, David Archuleta, Tom Sturridge, Lisa Marie Presley

First Reported May 25 2012 - Updated May 25 2012 - 1 Documents

The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 25th!

via Break ... [ Published May 25 2012 by Dlisted - Be Very Afraid ]

First Reported May 25 2012 - Updated May 25 2012 - 1 Documents

How Dare Aishwarya Rai Go Out In Public Looking Gorgeous

Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai has been described as the most gorgeous woman in the world by people who obviously have never felt their retinas curl from the sheer shock of Shauna Sand's natural beauty. But when a picture of a fuller Aishwarya Rai ... [ Published May 25 2012 by Dlisted - Be Very Afraid ]

Entities: Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, Chris Brown, Bollywood

Quotes

"And now when she did Glee I said, ‘Linds, get off the damn medication and let people see who you really are.’ And for a couple days before Glee , she went off this stuff. And there were tears in my eyes when I watched Glee . THAT was Lindsay. Yeah that was her acting. That is Lindsay Lohan at The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday and Mean Girls potential. That is what she was.” "

Michael Lohan Says Lindsay Was On Pharmaceuticals When She Hosted "SNL" [Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - 5 hours ago]

"That's not what she's becoming. She's becoming wife number one. I don't have a wife. Haven't had one for years. "

One For The Gold Digger Hall Of Fame [Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - May 25 2012]

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