Publication: Hecklerspray

First Reported Mar 26 2012 - Updated Mar 27 2012 - 5 Documents

Britain’s Got Talented Freaks

What is the fascination that TV talent shows have with letting us know that those who look like they hit every branch of the ugly tree shortly after plummeting from its peak, all have some for of inner beauty that we’re supposed to admire and warm ... [ Published Mar 27 2012 by Hecklerspray ]

Entities: United Kingdom, Simon Cowell, Michelle McManus

First Reported Mar 22 2012 - Updated Mar 23 2012 - 3 Documents

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson Death Mansion Goes Up For Sale!

Michael Jackson news has been slightly thin on the ground of late hasn’t it? As far as we know, the Jackson estate has no plans to pump out another batch of supposed special edition albums that are limited to only a thousand million copies. And ... [ Published Mar 23 2012 by Hecklerspray ]

Entities: Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, Conrad Robert Murray, Cardiac Arrest, Real Estate Broker

First Reported Mar 20 2012 - Updated Mar 21 2012 - 4 Documents

Neville Southall

What Would You Ask Neville Southall?

If you watched Channel 4’s titillating documentary, “My Phone Sex Secrets,” then somewhere, in the back of your mind will undoubtedly be the notion that maybe you could breathe heavily down a phone at some random wanking pervert whilst being paid ... [ Published Mar 21 2012 by Hecklerspray ]

Entities: Neville Southall, Channel 4, Sex, Sex Tape

First Reported Mar 19 2012 - Updated Mar 19 2012 - 6 Documents

Jeremy Kyle

Soap Spoilers! Murder! Infertility! Jeremy Kyle?

Hello maniacs. Yes, another week has dragged past and here we are again, drugged up to the eyeballs and ready to bring you news from Soapland before it actually happens, hopefully ruining your week before it even begins. Last week we told you ... [ Published Mar 19 2012 by Hecklerspray ]

Entities: Jeremy Kyle, Infertility, Ben Mitchell, Homicide

First Reported Mar 13 2012 - Updated Mar 14 2012 - 4 Documents

Madonna (Artist)

Malawi Now Thoroughly Sick Of Madonna

Now that Jesus, Lady Diana and Mother Teresa are all dead (yes, yes, they still live on in our hearts), a variety of celebrities have tried to step up to the plate and save the world from itself. How incredibly noble and altruistic of them. ... [ Published Mar 14 2012 by Hecklerspray ]

Entities: Malawi, Madonna (Artist), Mother Teresa, Famine

First Reported Mar 12 2012 - Updated Mar 13 2012 - 5 Documents

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Like Being Called An Idiot

If you did nothing but lounge around all day and just sit in your pants eating Space Raiders and drinking Tango, what would people think? They certainly wouldn’t be jealous of your luxury lifestyle; instead they’d be calling you all sorts of ... [ Published Mar 13 2012 by Hecklerspray ]

Entities: Kim Kardashian, Luxury Lifestyle, Jon Hamm, Paris Hilton

First Reported Mar 05 2012 - Updated Mar 06 2012 - 5 Documents

Snooki Is Pregnant And Engaged – The World Is Broken

Imagine for a moment, waking up in a bed, having willingly had sex with Jersey Shore star, Snooki. Once you’d scraped off 8 gallons of fake-tan residue off your stomach, you’d then need to start scrubbing the shame off yourself with wire-wool. ... [ Published Mar 06 2012 by Hecklerspray ]

Entities: Pregnancy, Miscarriage, Sex

First Reported Feb 28 2012 - Updated Feb 29 2012 - 7 Documents

iPad 3 Imminent; Missing A Home Button Like A Big Wimp?

Amazing isn’t it? How a company can get people so worked up about a product which probably won’t be that much different from what came before, but still make it seem that this is the best thing to be clad in plastic and metal since the original ... [ Published Feb 29 2012 by Hecklerspray ]

Entities: Apple Inc, The new iPad, iPad

First Reported Feb 27 2012 - Updated Feb 28 2012 - 6 Documents

Skins Review: Sweaty, Sweaty, Skin

Come on guys you know the Skins drill by now: Bristol, rich kids, drugs, drama, overwrought emotional turmoil, and sweat… buckets and buckets of filthy sweat dripping from practically every pore of every person. And this week’s Skins hasn’t left ... [ Published Feb 28 2012 by Hecklerspray ]

Entities: Bristol, Crystal Methamphetamine, Neon, IKEA Group

First Reported Feb 20 2012 - Updated Feb 20 2012 - 6 Documents

Channel 5 Gleefully Urinate On Whitney Houston’s Freshly Filled Grave

No doubt we’ll be getting a lot of angry letters about that headline. So we’ll ask you to read it again. Channel 5. Not us. All members of hecklerspray are perfectly potty trained and respectful of burial rights. Alas, someone at Britain’s ... [ Published Feb 20 2012 by Hecklerspray ]

Entities: Whitney Houston, YouTube LLC, Celebrity

First Reported Feb 16 2012 - Updated Feb 17 2012 - 8 Documents

Pop Promos: Pretend Punk, Twee Pop And Dull Folk

Well it’s been a hectic week in the business hasn’t it what with the death and the outrage and the awards and the fainting and the relaxing and the… oh god it just never ends. We were going to say something heavily witty and sarcastic like, “Houston, ... [ Published Feb 17 2012 by Hecklerspray ]

Entities: Will Young, Laura Marling, Paula Abdul, Distillation

First Reported Feb 14 2012 - Updated Feb 15 2012 - 8 Documents

Chloe Sevigny Hates Manchester And Also Might Not Have Any Friends

Last year, Manchester’s celeb-spotters were given a new face to follow round the shops and tweet pictures of, a real proper Hollywood-films-and-that face: Chloe Sevigny. She was filming an American telly show where she plays a pre-op transsexual ... [ Published Feb 15 2012 by Hecklerspray ]

Entities: Chloë Sevigny, Manchester, Assassin, Manhattan, Greggs

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Ashley Cole! Read The Lyrics To ‘Screw You’ By ... [ Published Mar 29 2012 by Hecklerspray ]
Sir Elton John Is Pregnant [ Published Mar 29 2012 by Hecklerspray ]
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Life For Dr. Conrad Murray Really Is Poo In Jail [ Published Mar 29 2012 by Hecklerspray ]
Rihanna Is Not Dating Ashton Kutcher, Stopping ... [ Published Mar 29 2012 by Hecklerspray ]
Will Ferrell Announces Anchorman 2, Which Is Gr... [ Published Mar 29 2012 by Hecklerspray ]
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Broke Ass Dennis Rodman Is Not Paying Child Sup... [ Published Mar 28 2012 by Hecklerspray ]
New Total Recall Trailer Has A Trailer All Of I... [ Published Mar 28 2012 by Hecklerspray ]
Sinitta Worries About Cowell’s Intruder (While ... [ Published Mar 28 2012 by Hecklerspray ]
Alicia Silverstone Likes Spitting Into Her Chil... [ Published Mar 28 2012 by Hecklerspray ]
Khloe Kardashian Quits PETA After They Flour Ki... [ Published Mar 27 2012 by Hecklerspray ]
Hecklerscopes: Psychic Sally Pops In To Say Hel... [ Published Mar 27 2012 by Hecklerspray ]
Justin Bieber Explains How To Be A Good Boyfrie... [ Published Mar 27 2012 by Hecklerspray ]
Chaney Pleads Guilty To Hacking Celebs For Nude... [ Published Mar 27 2012 by Hecklerspray ]
Bobby Brown Shocks Everyone By Getting Arrested... [ Published Mar 27 2012 by Hecklerspray ]
Rihanna Wants To Show You Her Underboob, Leavin... [ Published Mar 27 2012 by Hecklerspray ]
Britain’s Got Talented Freaks [ Published Mar 27 2012 by Hecklerspray ]
Skins Review: It Is Finally Over! [ Published Mar 27 2012 by Hecklerspray ]

Blogs

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The Beatles 1, People In Wheelchairs 0 [ Published Mar 30 2012 by Hecklerspray ] Do The Beatles hate people in wheelchairs? John Lennon was always ‘spazzing’ during the Fab Four’s shows in the 60s wasn’t he? Is there some kind of ablist agenda with the group? Surely not? Surely that can’t be right? Executives at Apple Corps, ...
WATCH THIS! Gingers, Spies and Sexy Giles Coren [ Published Mar 30 2012 by Hecklerspray ] Well. What a week THAT was, are we right avid reader? There’s been things going down; the Titanic, Heather Trott, Tulisa Contro-Contos-Whatever, things coming up; the price of pasties, petrol and penises in front of Tulisa (we’ve reached the quota ...
Gwyneth Paltrow Is So Dull She Gets Excited By ... [ Published Mar 30 2012 by Hecklerspray ] Gwyneth Paltrow has a tedious life. She’s married to Chris Martin from Coldplay for a kick-off. As such, she’s taken to standing in pharmacies in England and getting so excited that she could potentially soil herself. No, we’re not twisting her ...
Kim Kardashian Is Being Taken To Court By Ex-Hu... [ Published Mar 30 2012 by Hecklerspray ] Firstly, well done if you half read the headline and thought it was about David Gedge. Secondly, how awful a human must Kim Kardashian be if estranged husband Kris Humphries is taking her to court over some wedding presents, which were going to ...
Star Wars Is Dead Says George Lucas [Video] [ Published Mar 30 2012 by Hecklerspray ] George Lucas has not exactly endeared himself to Star Wars fanatics lately, tinkering with the films they love so dearly. Darth Vader shouting “Noooooo!” seems to have sent fans so insane with rage, that they have written many, many angry forum ...