Robert Pattinson States The Insultingly Obvious Fo...

Published Feb 08 2012 by Hecklerspray

Robert Pattinson States The Insultingly Obvious For Everyone!

He’s got creepy beady eyes and the skin tone of a bad waxwork model. And the expressive acting of a bad wax work model. And always seems to be standing awkwardly… like a bad wax work model.

Robert Pattinson, human or...

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