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[Video] Behind The Pen: Collective Wisdom

If you like watching DVDs or streaming movies online, this week's must-see Behind the Pen video will reveal whether you are a sophisticated adult or a mixed-up teen. ... [ Published 1 hour ago by TheOnion.com ]

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Crayola CEO Presents Jarringly Ambitious 5-Year Plan At Annual Shareholders Meeting

EASTON, PA—Speaking at the annual shareholder meeting of Crayola, Inc. on Tuesday, CEO Mike Perry reportedly bewildered investors with a 95-slide PowerPoint presentation called "Thinking Outside The Crayon Box" in which he outlined an oddl... ... [ Published 2 hours ago by TheOnion.com ]

Entities: Microsoft PowerPoint

First Reported 3 hours ago - Updated 2 hours ago - 1 Documents

Solar Impulse Project

American Voices: Solar Plane Makes First Intercontinental Flight

Pilots flew the Solar Impulse, an experimental solar-powered two-person aircraft, on a two-leg journey from Switzerland to Morocco. ... [ Published 3 hours ago by TheOnion.com ]

Entities: Solar Impulse Project, Morocco, Switzerland

First Reported 3 hours ago - Updated 3 hours ago - 1 Documents

Slideshow: The Week In Pictures

The Week In Pictures ... [ Published 3 hours ago by TheOnion.com ]

First Reported 3 hours ago - Updated 3 hours ago - 1 Documents

Editorial Cartoon: Collective Wisdom

Collective Wisdom ... [ Published 3 hours ago by TheOnion.com ]

First Reported 4 hours ago - Updated 4 hours ago - 1 Documents

National Rifle Association

NRA Sets 1,000 Killed In School Shooting As Amount It Would Take For Them To Reconsider Much Of Anything

FAIRFAX, VA—National Rifle Association Executive Vice President and CEO Wayne LaPierre said Monday that somewhere around 1,000 kids would have to die in a school shooting in order for the organization to reconsider their longstanding opposition to g... ... [ Published 4 hours ago by TheOnion.com ]

Entities: National Rifle Association, Shooting, Wayne LaPierre

First Reported 4 hours ago - Updated 4 hours ago - 1 Documents

NASA

[audio] NASA Shuttle Bus Delayed

NASA Shuttle Bus Delayed ... [ Published 4 hours ago by TheOnion.com ]

Entities: NASA

First Reported 21 hours ago - Updated 18 hours ago - 1 Documents

MIDDLETOWN, IN—Gravedigger Donald McKee, 56, did a quick once-over to make sure everyone was buried before locking up the cemetery.

MIDDLETOWN, IN—Gravedigger Donald McKee, 56, did a quick once-over to make sure everyone was buried before locking up the cemetery. ... [ Published 21 hours ago by TheOnion.com ]

Entities: Gravedigger

First Reported 20 hours ago - Updated 20 hours ago - 1 Documents

TV Listings: $lapping $trangers

MTV 9:00 p.m. EST/8:00 p.m. CST Contestants must slap as many unsuspecting passersby as they can for a chance to win $300. ... [ Published 20 hours ago by TheOnion.com ]

First Reported 22 hours ago - Updated 21 hours ago - 1 Documents

Sportsgraphic: Why Women's Professional Soccer Failed in the U.S.

With the sad and unnecessary death of Women's Professional Soccer last week, there is no longer a professional standalone women's soccer league in the United States. ... [ Published 22 hours ago by TheOnion.com ]

Entities: Women's Professional Soccer, United States

First Reported May 27 2012 - Updated May 27 2012 - 1 Documents

Nation Mesmerized By Spurs' Dazzling Pass-Screen-Pass-Shoot Brand Of Offense

SAN ANTONIO—In arenas, sports bars, and homes throughout the country, the San Antonio Spurs' dominating run through the playoffs has transfixed the nation with the breathtaking spectacle of their pass-screen-pass-shoot offense. ... [ Published May 27 2012 by TheOnion.com ]

Entities: San Antonio (Texas, United States)

First Reported May 27 2012 - Updated May 27 2012 - 1 Documents

Film Mom Thought You'd Like Weirdly Sexual

Film Mom Thought You'd Like Weirdly Sexual ... [ Published May 27 2012 by TheOnion.com ]

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...NM—According to friends of the man, area cool basketball fan Kip Conroy calls the sport "b-ball," even though that is not the sport’s official name. "Kip's always like, 'Want to play some b-ball?' or 'Did you se..."

Cool Basketball Fan Calls Sport 'B-Ball' [TheOnion.com - May 21 2012]

...Tuesday his plans to give the pitching mound a few days of rest to fully recover from enduring eight grueling innings of hurler CC Sabathia. "A long outing of Sabathia r..."

Yankees To Rest Pitching Mound After 8 Innings Of CC Sabathia [TheOnion.com - May 20 2012]

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